found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom
how do boys look good without makeup
Because society hasn’t told boys they look bad without it
my anonymous friend sent me this and i thought this was really beautifulthis
it’s literally scary how much this post is me
Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious anon.
Baby Henry’s internal thought process.
OMFG I AM LITERALLY SCREAMING
Jack Sparrow’s way of telling you your hair is ratchet.
That’s Captain Jack Sparrow you uneducated shit
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
Science side of tumblr strikes again
Just don’t make friends when you’re young
THIS TEXT IS FROM MEEEEEE
this text is from bri
today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.