DO PEOPLE NOT UNDERSTAND THAT I CAN BE SAD FOR NO REASON
some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable
i’m sorry i don’t do follow backs because i already follow a toon of blogs!
but i can do a like this post and i’ll check out your blog? and if i like your blog i’ll follow!
if you’re a recent follower, i probably haven’t checked out your blog yet because i’ve gotten lazy
(like this and i’ll check out your blog ayy)
i’ve been on the phone with my girlfriend for about two years now. all we’ve been doing is telling each other to hang up but we’re both very stubborn
i just saw an ad that was probably supposed to say accident lawyers but it said accidental lawyers and i can’t sotp laughing “just got my law degree aw man this wasn’t what i meant to do how am i gonna get out of this one”
All these “cuddle and play video games” date ideas are weak. We’re playing mario kart double dash, cuddling is a distraction. Im here to win
I fucking hate it when you’re in such a fantastically giddy mood and then you see one simple little thing that makes you think, “oh” and then you just get this empty feeling in your chest and you get nauseous and the world just crumbles and you want to just lay under a blanket and close your eyes and fall asleep and never wake up.
i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over
every time i read this i laugh a little harder
does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here
when people jokingly pick on u but its something ur sensitive about
i dropped acid today
we did this lab and chemistry and i dropped the beaker containing Ca(OH)2 on the counter and my teacher was not very happy
At least you didn’t drop the base